First World Problems

I'm so sorry!

Hipsters are a new experience for me. I'm from a little lumber town where they hold the world champion lumber jack shows so I've never seen fake lumber jacks until I moved to Pensacola.

I'm from Oregon, yeah...the fake lumberjacks BWAHAHAHA !

I'm from Portland. I can't tell if the hipsterism is ironic or not anymore. I can walk into my favorite bar, announce off the top of my head that I'm likely the only person there without a tattoo and I'd be right.

Yeah, but do you dress like a lumberjack? My son drives TriMet btw.

I had plaid flannels. Back in the '70s and '80s. I have a beard at the moment. While I don't usually have one I just feel the need to show all these boobs how to grow a real one. :)

I take Tri-Met everywhere. Tell me a brew pub and I can probably say what bus line you need to take to get drunk there.

I have lots of flannel shirts, but shaved off my full white beard a couple years ago. That's different than trying to be a fake lumberjack, though. Plus no skin tight jeans for me.

Sasquatch?

I've got grey in the beard. I rather like it. It's not permanent though. Started growing it February of last year while not shaving when helping my mom after a stint in the hospital. She's fine now but I'll keep it for a few more months. No sasquatch, but if I were gay I'd make a perfect bear. :)

I'm make a great white bear, except for the gay stuff.

Good thing you moved to Oregon - your ice sheets are melting. :)

Mine, too. Complete with the glasses, facial hair, & attitude.

Mine is under the delusion that everyone likes his beard. He likes to make it the topic of conversation.

:)

That's true, that's true. There's nothing more hipster than being an anti-hipster.