I EAT A CANDY BAR BUT GET SAD WHEN IT'S GONE BECAUSE THE GOOD FEELING IS GONE, SO I HAVE TO GO STRAIGHT AWAY FOR ANOTHER ONE! OH MY BOY, IN THE WEST, THEY CALL THAT CONSUMERISM; IT'S A MONEY MAKING SLAVE PROJECT DISGUISED AS FREEDOM THAT GIVES PEOPLE A FALSE PURPOSE, TRAPPING THEM IN CYCLES OF DESPERATE GRASPING, TO FILL THE POCKETS OF POWER HUNGRY MANIACS