M-MY MAMA ALWAYS TOLD ME NOT TO LOOK INTO THE EYES OF THE SUN; WELL, MAMA'S WRONG AGAIN! THAT'S WHERE THE FUN IS! NO, COLONEL SANDERS, YOU'RE WRONG; SHE WAS BLINDED BY THE LIGHT! LOOKS LIKE HE'S REVVED UP LIKE A DEUCE! EEAAEEAAEEAAEEAA!!! LATER... *GASP* ANOTHER RUNNER IN THE NIGHT!!!
