At this point I'd much rather tell visitors of my adventures from my vacation cottage in the woods. Of course who am I to say? My savings are minimal - I blow it all on beer.
ONCE THERE WAS A WOMAN WHO SAID TO HER HUSBAND "I DON'T WANT YOU TO EVER BUY ME GIFTS. I WANT YOU TO TAKE THAT MONEY AND SAVE FOR RETIREMENT." SO 15 YEARS WENT BY AND HE NEVER BOUGHT HER A SINGLE GIFT. THEY'RE STILL HAPPILY TOGETHER. DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT WOMAN WAS? THE INVISIBLE DANCING FAERIE OF DUMBASS LAND.