Bad Pun Anna makes Bad Pun Dog cry

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE GUY WHO CUT OFF HIS LEGS BECAUSE HE SAW A BAD MEME; HE COULDN'T STAND THE BAD MEMES ANYMORE; DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE DOG WHO GOUGED OUT HIS EYES SO THAT HE COULDN'T SEE YOUR LAME PUNS ANYMORE