Dad Joke Dog

I SAW THEIR GOLDEN LAB...YOU GONNA TAP THAT? THE NEW NEIGHBORS ARE ALL MOVED IN; SHE'S A TEASE...SENT OUT ALL THE SIGNALS, BUT WHEN I TROTTED OVER; SHE BE LIKE; "I DON'T CHA-CHA WITH THE CHIHUAHUA"; HURTFUL! THAT INSULT WILL HAUNT ME TO THE DAY I DIE!