From Now On Assume "No Swimming" Means "Alligators Will Drag You Underwater And Kill You"

Yeah, there are no swimming signs at my local mall fountain, but I never suspected it was for alligators

haha :P yeah :) i'm actually alive to see the day a major corporate giant trying to worm their way out of compensating a poor family who watched their 2 year old child be dragged into the f**king water by an alligator while at a go***amn theme park :(

i am not a parent :x probly because i like the movie Law Abiding Citizen far too much :( at least how i am at this point in life, i absolutely could not swallow that kind of pain regardless of whose fault or any of that bs ;( i'd just go total ape shit :( jihad style :( as wrong as it is and everything :/ but that's why i say i am not parent material (at this point in life :P 26 y/o) so maybe i will never be :X