MEN HAVE ALWAYS UNSPOKENLY VOLUNTEERED TO BE THE EXPENDABLE, SECOND CLASS CITIZENS EVER SINCE HOMO SAPIENS WERE HOMO ERECTUS. THEY NEVER ONCE EVEN ASKED FOR GRATITUDE. THE LEAST YOU LADIES CAN DO IN RETURN IS NOT CLAIM WE SYSTEMATICALLY OPPRESSED YOU, MOCK OUR SUFFERING, AND CALL MASCULINITY A PLAGUE THAT NEEDS TO BE CURED.