First World Problems

*Prediction

that's because trump will have nuked the whole world and the only thing still standing would be haiti

Actually, if you are allergic to it, it can kill you. Your skin absorbs more than your stomach does, and there is wheat/flour/gluten in almost every product...including soap. There will be an increase in the amount of people allergic to it, including your kids and grandkids...Kermit will be appropriate here.

I think you fail to miss the fact that most alloys and metals don't contain gluten.

Its not generally the cutting, but the other crap they throw on peoples heads.

It wasn't one of those expensive barber shops, it was just opening, and it was pretty poor looking. Doubt they could afford any other crap.