Spiders

I'M TELLING YOU, THAT SPIDER WAS THIS BIG. BUT IT GOT AWAY. SO I HUNTED IT DOWN, BUT IT ESCAPED AGAIN. WHY ARE YOU TELLING US THIS? WHAT? IF THE SPIDER ESCAPED, WHAT'S THE POINT OF TELLING THE STORY? SO THAT YOU KNOW THERE'S A BIG SPIDER SOMEWHERE AROUND HERE THAT'S BROWN WITH YELLOW LEGS AND A RED ABDOMEN. OH WHAT'S THE USE... I KILLED A BIG SPIDER EARLIER TODAY THAT FIT THAT DESCRIPTION. YOU COULD'VE SAID THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE.