WELCOME FELLOW NATIONS TO THE 2016 OLYMPICS! I'M YOUR HOST BRAZIL AND WELL BE HOST THE EVENTS; IN THE OUR NATION'S BEAUTIFUL CAPITAL, RIO DE JANEIRO. HOPE YOU ENJOY YOU STAY! JUST A MOMENT, DIDN'T YOUR PRESIDENT GET OVERTHROWN, DON'T YOU HAVE THE ZIKA VIRUS, AND DON'T YOU HAVE THE MOST POLLUTED OCEANS FOR OLYMPIC SWIMMERS TO SWIM IN?