It's my birthday, my son's birthday, and memorial day party tomorrow...so you could say this weekend I'm going to practice being miserable in my pool with a beer. To make it miserable, I'll only have 3 beers, so I don't get too dehydrated before I go.
The reminds me, this other devil I know who is about as POG as it gets complained to me that when he went to Morocco recently, the hotel only had 2 pools and they were limited to only 2 drinks per night.