There are REALLY too many of them and none of them are funny

Truth.

You...

im not politically inept, im politically apathetic, means i dont care for politics

Good luck trying to be politically apathetic when your life revolves around the politics that shape our society. You have to spend every waking moment of your life under the rule of a government. Saying that you don't care about politics is like saying "I don't care if my living conditions are shit."