As Purveyor Of "Black-Friday",
I Cant Understand Why There's No Coupons.
Instead Of What-I-Learnt As A Kid ("Children Are To Be Seen, Not Heard") Nobody Told Me Anything.
All I Saw Was "After Thanksgiving Sale".
...
While Everyone Slept-In On A Free-Friday, Many Concerned Family-Members Were Doing "Fiscal-Planning By The Savvy",
...
Now,
NOW! "Add ALL The-Masses" To "The Good-Family-Members"...
...And...
...Its Become A "Battle-Royale Bullrun".