THIS OFFENDS ME AS A VEGAN TRANSGENDER ATHEIST WHO VAPES AND CROSSFITS 4 TIMES A WEEK AND I’M ALSO A GLUTEN INTOLERANT MALE FEMINIST, A CARD CARRYING MEMBER OF PETA, THE NAACP AND THE SPCA, I IDENTIFY MYSELF AS A PASTAFARIAN APACHE HELICOPTER DOG MEGA MULTI COMBO GOD OF HYPER DEATH AND IF YOU DON’T AGREE WITH ME YOU'RE AN IGNORANT ARROGANT GLOBAPHOBIC SEXIST RACIST. I ALSO HAVE A PRETTY AWESOME MAN-BUN THAT WORKS WELL WITH MY HIPSTER BEARD AND SKINNY JEANS BUT YOU USUALLY CAN’T SEE IT UNDER MY FEDORA. BERNIE‘16
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