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Philosoraptor Meme | IF GOD CREATED EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE; ISN'T EVERYONE IN THE WORLD OUR DISTANT COUSINS? | image tagged in memes,philosoraptor | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
417 views 6 upvotes Made by GamerMonkey14 9 years ago in fun
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Matrix Morpheus Meme | WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT'S PRETTY MUCH SCIENTIFIC FACT | image tagged in memes,matrix morpheus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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It is. Using mitochondrial DNA we can all be traced back to a single female ancestor.
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Futurama Fry Meme | NOT SURE IF I WANT TO BE AT THE NEXT FAMILY GATHERING. | image tagged in memes,futurama fry | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Indeed. And some of our common ancestors lived only a couple thousand years ago, meaning that all of us could theoretically be the partial spawn of an extremely promiscuous Taiwanese man, for example. Anyway, that means you're my cousin. So is Justin Beiber, Mansa Musa, Barack Obama, Hitler, and that guy who keeps holding up the line at McDonalds.
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I made this meme because I was with my friends and one of them said that god created everything and everyone and I thought "hmm, imma make a meme out of that"
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If you believe the Torah then people are inbreeds twice over. Adam and Eve then Noah's sons. Incest for procreation was an acceptable behavior for ancient Hebrews.
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I mean, I guess it would be forgivable if it was for the survival of the species...
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It was according to the scripture but in my opinion from science, none of it is true. Jews have a long history of incest in their tales. Lot was another.
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Well, incest was one of those things that happened a lot. Kings in lots of places likes to keep it in the family. It caused Tutankhamen's line to have feminine men, many disorders, and possibly epilepsy, for example
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Yes, that's true. The English wanted to keep the "Royal Bloodline". The current Queen of England has a sister in an asylum. Probably due to incest over the years.
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IF GOD CREATED EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE; ISN'T EVERYONE IN THE WORLD OUR DISTANT COUSINS?