"Saw this guy in the store the other day and he was really bitching out his mom because she wouldn't buy him this goofy breakfast cereal or some kinda shit. Ok, let me just say, if you're 25 and still live with your mom and you get angry with her - for any reason - you're a douchebag. You might as well just pack up your Xbox, a few Pop Tarts, and get the f**k out because you're a loser douchebag."
