"Say hello to my little friend"

People don't burst into flames when the sunlight his them, I don't care how f**king crazy they are

dusk till dawn?

Yep

My real passion is my hobby.
Really, what is that?
I work with retards.

Something aboutmary

yup

I watch too many movies

Any imgflip moderator ever?

Cherry-flavored Pez. No question about it.

Stand by me?

Yes!

And in walked the biggest mexican i've ever seen, big as sh*t, just walked right in like he owned the place

Desperado!!

Yes

"he's been licking his a$$hole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention and I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge, is either gone for good... or there to stay."

Argh this one's driving me crazy! I remember hearing the line, but I can't place it.

clue: ...everyone knows, when you make an assumption, you make an ass out of "u" and "umption".

Argh Long Kiss Goodnight!

Got It!=)

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The Shinin'

;)

I'll be your huckleberry!

Tombstone

"For the last time, Andy, I don;t want your big box o' p0rn!"

The Shawshank Redemption?

Incorrect.

Did you hear the movie about the Native American hooker? It's called "The Squaw Skank Redemption"!

With that material and all the different choices of Bad Pun templates on imgflip, surely you can make a good meme with that. Lol :)

So let it be written, so let it be done.

I'll look forward to it!

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Upvoted.

40 year old virgin

Yes.

Lol! No.

I know, just kidding, but it is driving me crazy! I can picture that scene in my mind but I can't tie it to the movie that it's from!

40 Year Old Virgin

The 40 year old virgin???? Idk

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How he got into my pyjamas, I don't know."

I know that is The Marx Brothers, but not exactly sure of the title, "Animal Crackers" maybe?

Yep!

I got a good one

"Uh, what?"

Half baked?

No. Trust me, this one is stupidly hard.

As Wichita falls, so falls Wichita falls....

Zombieland?

The Ice Harvest