Cats are the assholes of the animal kingdom. That's why i like them so much. I'm gonna eat ya. Nah, just playin'. Go on. Whoa! Where do you think you're going? I'm going to eat you. I'm KIDDING! Get out of here. Oh, too sloooow. Now I'm going to eat you. Oh, man, my conscience is getting to me. Go before I change my mind. Whoops! Too late.
