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His Mama Would Be Proud |  I MAY NOT BE A VERY SMART MAN; BUT AT LEAST I KNOW WHICH BATHROOM TO USE | image tagged in forrest gump,confused,bathroom,memes,funny | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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17 ups, 5y,
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What is in your britches should stay there, and we are tired of hearing about it..
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11 ups, 5y,
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Great comment! I feel that way with soldiers and those that support them. The military is not for everyone.. and I think that everyone who supports a soldier.. is a soldier in their own way and contributing. Patriotism and courage work the same way.. IMHO. Standing up for any injustice is a responsibility we can all benefit from. I am not pro Obama... but once stepped up outside my grocery store when some rednecks were making loud rude comments to a woman wearing an obama tee shirt. It was not a physical altercation... but by saying something.. it stopped. I of course was called a few names.. but it's no worse than a troll on this site ! Ha ha ha!
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There are some,... who are just militant anti-gay,... and there are militant pro-gay. I think most ( my experience in my social circle) don't really give 2 flips as long as it don't effect them,... or is pushed on them. I don't care where someone feels comfortable taking a 1 min wizz,.. or a 3 minute crap personally. My concerns are of the perverts and pedophiles who will take advantage of this law. As a father,... this troubles me. I will protect my daughter to no end. We have laws on the books that protect our children from these cretins... and now it seems we are facilitating their actions. Perverts are for sure going to take advantage of this. A young girl can be using the bathroom,.. and some mongrel needs only seconds to assault them and can be gone before anyone knows what happened. Even taking pics and posting them on pervert websites. No parent wants this for their kids.. or to put them at risk. Where is our responsibility to them... or for the weaker who don't know how to deal with these events when they pose a risk? Can't a dude who ID's as feminine,... suck it up just to take a wizz in guys room? If it will save humiliation or worse from a young child or weak person... why not just use the restroom of your gender? It takes a minute to wizz... an assault or worse last a lifetime.
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11 ups, 5y,
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Public bathroom..... 3 mins.. gotta get my ass out of there! ha ha ha!!
Home.... 30 mins,... with meme device and coffee!
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12 ups, 5y,
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I laughed so hard, I just voided the warranty on mine...LMAO. Good one!
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4 ups, 5y
I don't think that you and I have interacted much before, but I have to say that I admire your well-constructed points that are conveyed with respect. If the goons (both parties) in congress behaved this way, there would be more compromise and a lot more accomplished. Thanks for bringing your point of view to this discussion! :)
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10 ups, 5y,
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I figure it like this. Transgender people have been going to the bathroom somewhere ... I assume. I honestly have never been in a public restroom with a transvestite or transgender .. as far as I know. Furthermore, I have never seen a transvestite or transgender walk into the men's room. Know what else I haven't seen .. .many transvestites or transgenders. I wonder where they are.
So, if I don't see them out in town and I don't see them in the bathroom ... I can only assume that they don't get out much. That would take care of the whole bathroom issue I think. Or, they are super duper good at being transvestites or transgenders. So good I can't tell the difference. IF I can't tell the difference and I may have seen thousands and thousands of incognito men as women and women as men ... then again ... that takes care of the bathroom issue.
This has NOTHING to do with civil rights or being fair or anything else. This is a well crafted push to force the gay agenda on all of society.
Incidentally, Canada had a "bathroom bill" 4 years ago that went through and now they are reaping the consequences unfortunately.
I have no tolerance for bullies ... period.
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good point about Canada's bill,... Im impressed you know about it,... its not working out well. But trying to change it to protect people from pervs is becoming an issue ! Once a law has been passed,... its very difficult to amend it. IMHO,... if it's not broke,... and just about "feels".... leave it alone. We have bigger problems in this country than where gender identity is an issue to relieve ones self. In a perfect world... it would work. It's far from perfect.. evil exist,... evil will cause problems.
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I object solely on the basis of transgenders basically holding the door open for pedophiles and pervs. I object to exposing my daughter to men in women's clothing entering a place they do not belong ... period. I object to having to explain to my children what that is even about. I object to being forced to accept something defective as if it is just as natural as the sun rising. I object to the whole thing.
Of course it is raising problems. Because it is made up of problems. Its design from start to finish is a problem.
There are more ways to molest a child than what pedos do ... forcing young children to have to reconcile why on earth a man would dress up as a woman and why their mother is acting as if it is no big deal ... that is a type of molestation. Whether it is spoken or unspoken, it brings the act of sex and deviant sex to the forefront.
No. I'm not at all happy over this.
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12 ups, 5y,
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Yes. That would be the agenda that is set out to insist that all humans must agree that homosexuality is an equally valid option. It's the agenda that teaches public school children that a gay lifestyle is acceptable and that they might even be gay and not know it. And many many other instances of manipulative mindscrewing. Yes. There is absolutely an agenda.
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10 ups, 5y,
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Scare tactics get used too frequently,... on both sides,.. I agree. But the bathroom bill in Canada ( like the bill here) is having terrible issues. Just as an LBGT person may feel uncomfortable,... how about the others who feel uncomfortable with a man in their bathroom? They get equal considerations on feels. Bathrooms are often used for people to "change" clothes too. Canada has an issue with weirdos intentionally going in ladies rooms to "change"... all in the name of being an @ss. I don't know the fair solution,... but it can be an issue that slips out of control. My issue is safety 1st,... and I don't know the % of a population that will use the bill harmlessly,.. as opposed to nefariously as you stated. Sometimes this country rushes into passing bills without the benefit of a study 1st.... and this bill seems to have been rushed through without enough thought. Seems adding an LGBT lavatory option would solve everything. No one has "feels" that can be hurt,... everyone safe... no scare mongering,... problem solved. I know I would come unglued if some butthead took advantage of the bill,... to change and expose himself to my daughter just because he can. When that happens,... I meme from a jail cell. ha ha ha!!!!! There has to be a reasonable middle ground... before it gets forced on everyone. We have already seen what forced legislation does without enough study / preparation. Women who are uncomfortable in a bathroom with strange men have legit feelings too... and we all know pervs will take advantage,.. exposing themselves and doing everything to skirt moral judgement. If I knew that your common sense would be used by all,... I wouldn't have a problem with any of it! =)
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6 ups, 5y
ha ha!!! =)
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8 ups, 5y
Except, yeah they were. Two of them were murdered lol And two of them understood that what they were doing could get them murdered. So ... kinda yeah.
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6 ups, 5y
You are right, being in combat is not the only mark of courage. To be honest, waiting for hours or days and then going anyway takes more courage. Then again, all those you mention are also brave individuals as well as heroes of mine. And those who fight discrimination in all forms are brave. I have a problem with people who only have one thing to say about one thing. People talk about not being divided and then add one more level of divisiveness. If you are different, be different. I have a problem with millionaires with body guards making a name from those who fight the good fight!
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4 ups, 5y
Please talk to the Hulk Mam!
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6 ups, 5y
Post this bro... !
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