IF YOUR REALLY CLOSE TO A BEST FRIEND OF THE SAME GENDER, YOU'RE GAY; IF YOU'RE A WHITE POLICE OFFICER AND YOU GUN DOWN A BLACK DUDE WHO WAS TRYING TO KILL YOU, YOU'RE RACIST; IF YOU ACT OUT OF THE ORDINARY IN PUBLIC, YOU'RE DRUNK; IF YOU'RE MUSLIM, YOU'RE A TERRORIST; AND IF YOU MAKE A NASTY COMMENT ABOUT SOMEONE OF THE OTHER GENDER, YOU'RE SEXIST