YOU WANT MY FINANCIAL ASSISTANCE? THEN YOU MUST STAY IN THE SERVANT'S QUARTERS AND PERFORM MY LIST OF CHORES. I LIKE MY TEA AT 7 AND MY FAVORITE SHOWS ALPHABETIZED FOR VIEWING BY THE FOLLOWING 7. I REQUIRE A CLEAN BATHROOM AND MY PETS TO BE FED. DID YOU REALLY BELIEVE ME JUST NOW THAT I WAS GOING TO HIRE A MAN, LET ALONE SUCH A WEIRD-LOOKING ONE, TO BE MY LIVE-IN HOUSEKEEPER? FOOL!