Awkward Moment Sealion

I feel that often - same thing crossing the border and you have nothing to declare (truthfully).

Forreal! I be thinkin to myself, "I wonder if they're gonna think that I shoplifted something?"

i don't get it?

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most retail clerks where I live are in their teens and on their phones. You are lucky to get a nod on the way out.

I try not to make eye contact

I have no issue in Chain stores... however local 'mom & pop' places, where there's a 70% the Owner is working the counter, then I feel awkward