And everybody loses their minds

You can't know that NotU. As long as you don't have a physics degree and work with gravitational waves.

I've done enough research to know that so far, all test subjects have been pink on the inside. Further research needed. I wonder if the government will give me a research grant?

Bogus

Do you even have a clue to what I'm referring to?

Not exactly, but i assumed that you were referring to real black holes.

Uh, the holes I referred to are only black on the outside.

Dear Abby_Normal, look up the term black hole and try to under stand why it is named in such a manor.