YOU'RE TELLING ME I CAN'T HAVE DREADS? WHY? BECAUSE IT'S NOT YOUR CULTURE. TAKE THEM OFF. YOUR CLOTHES. TAKE THEM OFF. WHAT? WHY? BECAUSE MY PEOPLE INVENTED THE COTTON GIN. IT'S NOT YOUR CULTURE. TAKE THEM OFF. THEY'RE NOT COTTON; THEY'RE POLYESTER. YEAH- NO- SORRY, WE INVENTED THAT, TOO. AND STOP DOING RAP BATTLES WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, BECAUSE WE INVENTED FLYTING.
