when i referred(in a non-malicious joking way) to my wife's best friend's younger sister as "kiss-ass" only for the friend's boyfriend to say, "Bro, she has autism"
AT LEAST ONCE A DAY I REMEMBER SOMETHING EMBARASSING OR STUPID I DID IN THE PAST; AND I AUDIBLY SIGH OR SHUT MY EYES IN DISGUST AND HOPE NO ONE ELSE REMEMBERS