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Congrats! I hit my own milestone today... imgflip.com/i/11j64o

10k in less than 45 days - you need a life......er.......umm.....I mean

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Geez man, don't be such a buzzkill. Seriously, I do have a life. I also got just got engaged and I have a pretty decent job right now.

So in today's society I might as well live off of Felix Felicis. (Luck Potion from Harry Potter for those of you who don't know)

OK...deep breath and relax. I wasn't dissing you.
I thought the part "....er...umm...I mean." would have clued you in that I was only teasing. Especially after which I congratulated you.

I'll be happy to delete it if you wish.

Lol I was kidding sorry it's supposed to be a counter-joke