Ah! Thanks I should have noticed that. It seems so much the norm these days and I didn't want to seem be too 'twee' as I imagine most people on here are young and hip (not old and passed it!). I am actually not keen on swearing myself. I think it is a very refreshing attitude in this day and age. Not relying on expletives makes for more sophisticated and intelligent humour I would imagine. Now all I have to do is get politely creative! :)