Actual Advice Mallard

But what if you're a fat guy as well?

Lmao. I work at a theme park, so this seems especially relevant.

I've known some fat guys who could run pretty fast...once they got going...momentum and all that:)

Same, some of them are really fast! One can only ask: "How?"

Okay, that is actually good advice!

PS if your on android just swipe to the left from the lock screen that way if they take your phone they cant open it

good one :)