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bash191
7 ups
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The_Lapsed_Jedi
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But what if you're a fat guy as well?
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JohnJacobs
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AvgJoe
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boredmeme
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Lmao. I work at a theme park, so this seems especially relevant.
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DickMadeIt
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I've known some fat guys who could run pretty fast...once they got going...momentum and all that:)
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whitelantern
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Same, some of them are really fast! One can only ask: "How?"
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H2O
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Okay, that is actually good advice!
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Zuldoon
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Zuldoon
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PS if your on android just swipe to the left from the lock screen that way if they take your phone they cant open it
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4demlulz
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good one :)
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SCARED SOMEONE WILL TAKE YOU PHONE IF YOU ASK THEM TO TAKE A PHOTO; CHOOSE A FAT GUY WHO CAN'T OUT RUN YOU