THINGS I TRUST MORE THAN HILLARY. CHALRIE SHEENS BLOOD RESULTS, DENTAL FLOSS FOR A TITE ROPE WALK OVER VOLCANOES. A DRUNK COMMERCIAL PILOT. A GRIZZLEY BEAR, THE WRONG TURN HILLBILLIES, A BITE FROM A KING COBRA, RUSTY NAILS AND GLASS EMBEDDED IN MY FEET, A VICTORY INN PROSTITUTE, A MARRIAGE TO OJ SIMPSON, A KNOCKOUT KICK FROM RONDA ROUSEY TO HOLLY HOLMES, AND A FLUSHOT MIXED WITH ANTHRAX.