my dreams strange asf

I had a dream where i was allergic to stairs and i fell down them than proceeded to see my guinea pig do a rolly polly midair before i had a nightmare about scp 956, some guy behind the window and a lion was hunting me. I woke up with my pants oulled down an joe biden giving me a blumpkin rhan i woke up

Biden giving you a what?

a blumpkin

Whats that

do u know what a BJ is

I dont know what you are referring to.

It's a b___job I know that

It's sucking someone's dick while they take a sh*t

S W E E T B A B Y J E S U S

I put this prompt into grock ai and watch and it and oh man im scared like balls

Huh

w h a t t h e f u c k

ik bro

PASS ME THE UNSEE JUICE.

DIBS!

folk 💔✌

This is not a dream this is a night terror😭

exactly

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why do i still find MLG so fricking funny

nostalgia

That's me as well. I also still find "SNOO PINGAS USUAL ICEE" funny.

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im looking at this gif and this is my reaction

2000s: dreamcore
2020s: ts

yes

Crap. Relatable as ever before

you're welcome

me too

lol

indeed

where did you find this lol

idfk

Weirdly, almost every time I have a nightmare, I have two. And it happens every month.

weird

Mom: "Why don't you play with the neighbor's child?"
The neighbor's child:

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same to you

what are these dreams people keep having in this comment section

idk man

in one of my dreams a bald guy chased me with a pistol, and i saw him everywhere. even QT

WHAT