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i swear i'm short as hell, but it does have some crazy good advantages, same goes for the tall ones

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XenonResearcher
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Shorter people are overpowered in grappling matches, so yeah
You’d probably be awesome in aikido and judo
The_Aldebaran
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i'm 5'4 rn, and benefit i really notice is in agility and movement, i play badminton with mainly average to tall players, and i can really pump my movements and make much quicker turns and stops compared to a taller players and a slightly increased balance, heck i'm sometimes able to push my body right back up after bending down knee deep to the ground
Uranium-pills
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smaller hitbox
The_Aldebaran
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yeah i forgot about that
the-whiz-bang
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fun fact :D taller people have a higher chance of getting cancer :D
The_Aldebaran
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i heard that because they have more cells to mutate or smth
banajuh
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fck you so happy for 🥀✌️💔
the-whiz-bang
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idk :D i just feel so jolly today :D
banajuh
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The 7 trumpets of God are coming to you for your evil actions I can predict! :D And your legs will buckle and permanently cripple as you slowly descend into the soil for what you have sinned. :D There is no repenting for these actions! :D
are.you.bananas
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I mean... you do live longer
The_Aldebaran
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maybe, but it's not guaranteed, i've seen short people die at 50s and heck even 40s, so lifestyle is more important
are.you.bananas
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how it feels to trash talk your height for years but now it's genuinely starting to show sum benefits you've never realized before