WHAT IS THIS DISGUSTING BIOLOGICAL INSUBORDINATION?! A SOLDIER OF THE MOTHERLAND HAS ABSOLUTE, UNYIELDING CONTROL OVER HIS OWN INTESTINES! 50/50 CHANCE?! IN THE INFANTRY, WE ONLY ACCEPT 100% DISCIPLINE! IF YOU CANNOT EVEN COMMAND YOUR OWN COLON, HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO COMMAND A T-34 TANK ROUTE?! STOP WEEPING OVER SPICY CIVILIAN GRUB AND DISCIPLINE YOUR GUTS! MARCH!