WHAT IS THIS DECADENT SELF-WORSHIP I AM SEEING?! A SOLDIER DOES NOT SIT IN THE BARRACKS LAUGHING AT HIS PAST PROPAGANDA! HE MARCHES FORWARD TO CONQUER THE NEXT FRONT PAGE! YOUR 'COMEDIC GENIUS' IS A CIVILIAN ILLUSION! SUCCESS IS EXPECTED, NOT CELEBRATED! PUT DOWN THE SCRAPBOOK, YOU LAZY POTATO-PASTE, AND GENERATE TEN NEW TEMPLATES BEFORE REVEILLE! MARCH!