Don't Give The Gorilla A Taco Bell Takeaway !

Salvador Dalì! A true genius

Art ofc, he was a misunderstood genius

Well my teacher of Spanish literature used to say that. And honestly it took guts to paint a dude with shitty pants back that time in which everything was censored. I don't like his art, but his courage to be without filter

The gorilla is a natural the abstract expressionist !

I think the gorilla knew exactly what he was doing ! 🦍💩🎯🙂

Distributing his manure, yes. Creating abstract crap, em art, no. Do you know what else makes for an abstract work of art? When someone plummets from a building hundreds of metres high onto the tarmac. That’s meant to be dark humour, too 😬🙃

In the UK, we would call that a 'Pavement Pizza'

Are there different names for ‘Pavement Pizzas’? For example, depending on whether the person was naked or clothed – which would probably result in different patterns of distribution? Such as ‘Pavement Pizza HighBuilding’ or ‘Pavement Pizza with Sardines’? 😆

I mixed this one up a little - A 'pavement pizza' is just a large quantity of vomit ! 🤢
A jumper from a height, on impact, is more 'Strawberry Jam'

That sounds reasonable. Jam also has a more uniform consistency

🤢👍

Please tell me this is AI 😭

I hope not ! 😉

Based on the camera movements I can tell it is real

Rocket launch

There's certainly an impressive amount of thrust ! 🤔

Update: SpaceX investigates gorillas as a means to reach Mars.

A rather hit and miss propulsion method ?

Depends upon what you see as a hit or miss: in this case we are talking about quantum propulsion in the brown dimension which holds that an object propelled is not moving away from point x rather, point x is moving away from the object.

Are you an astrophysicist ?

Let's just say that I am intimately acquainted with multiple individuals who have themselves unwittingly deployed quantum propulsion (in the brown dimension, of course).

The gorilla is a shartrophysicist.

That sounds like a legit qualification 🤔

That reminds me, this is the second meme from this site I saw a decade ago. I don't know what I was searching, but it was an accidental find on the web.

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Works perfectly ! 😁👍

aye

Wtf

What indeed !

It's ai?

?

no

Just a little heads up
I don't mind the odd off topic comment, but when it goes too far, I will go back and delete of them
This is nothing personal but I think you know who we're talking about

rip to the cleaning crew.

This is why I will never be a zoologist.

Don't give up on being a zooligist ... stick to smaller animals ...
and on no account give them Taco Bell takeaways !

I didn't want to be a zoologist anyways. I'm good.

At least I know not to give them taco bell takeaways!

Especially ones found in a trash can around the back of their store !

What about KFC or McDonald's

It was more for an American audience and the many memes about Taco Bell refering to stomach upsets !

Btw i don't have Taco Bell in Italy and not even Wendy's. I only have KFC and McDonald's as american fast foods

Ah and Burger King
Well the most important ones

Apparently, they are in the UK

What

I shouldn't need to keep explaining jokes

...what is in the UK? The fast foods? Or the people looking at gorilla in the cage? You have to articulate

Answering Modda here as string full: No

No? But you have to articulate the joke better, or perhaps simply change the title as there are no Taco Bells in Italy.

Yes, but is it Taco Bell, McDonald's, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, Wendy's, Chili's, Checker Burger, Chick-fil-A, Subways, Domino's Pizza, Pizza Hut, Red Lobster, Olive Garden... or is it the people staring at the gorilla's explosive diarrhea on the glass? Kindly use a GPS and an Ech-o-Sketch to explain,,,

Taco bells

Ok. Thank you.
Well i didn't know Taco Bell was in the UK