You wake up in a room, it's a interrogation room, and your strapped to the wall. You see the door open... and it's bowser? He looks chubby and says "your in for a treat" he proceeds to face his back to you, then he bends over and grabs his crusty scaly butt cheeks apart showing his brown crusty ass hole, you hear rumbling then shit sprays everywhere, bowser is laughing as you get covered in runny poop, but then a bit gets in your mouth, it's delicious suddenly he removes your straps and you crawl in to bowsers ass crack and start licking every morsel of shit, but then you feel an electric shock, you wake up and see yourself in handcuffs being tazed by the police, suddenly you realise it was all a dream your friend tells you that you were sleeping in class like usual but you started molestering the old asain teacher with dwarfism. You got sentenced to prison for 8 years, but hey, at least you still get that jail dih.