Sally had to drive her hooman back home after he had too much to drink at his friend’s barbecue

*Turn left at the fish market then right at the chicken coop*

🤔😂
Then, it’s off to her “nip” dealer!

Looks like he is driving with due care and attention 😺👍

Very much so. She wants to keep her perfect driving record intact! 😸😺

Let's hope she doesn't get stopped or pass through a speed camera or the ever popular 'flock' camera

Unfortunately, I’m very familiar with those types of cameras… 🤬😾

😮

It’s only been twice, but that was twice too many.

I've been a good boy 😇
Never been caught speeding in 47 years ! 😉

🤔😁
You’re very fortunate, to say the least. And a very good and smart driver. 😁
The first time was right when the city first put the cameras up. There’s about a 2-3 mile stretch of road that leads into the next larger town. It has 9 or 10 cameras. I didn’t know that they’d been installed yet. Both times were with less than 10 miles over the limit. I’ve learned my lesson. ☹️ 😁

Note: I said 'I haven't been caught' yet ! 🤞