50 shades of gravy
Robert Brownie Jr.
One Munch Man
All Planet no Fitness
Nicolas Cage Free eggs
I Can’t see the solar eclipse because of you
Christaino Ranal(dough)
Pronouns are kgs/lbs
Avatar (I ate all) the last chicken tenders
The Food, the Fat, and the Hungry
Billie Relish
Kevin Heart Attack
Clint Feastwood
So fat that you have your own photosynthesis
Ate the Death Star
Farts are chernobyl Clouds
Anakin Piewalker
Blood Pressure higher than the moon and back
Captain Fat Sparrow
Big Muckbang Thoery
Bud’s not Light
John never Cena Gym
World of War Kraft Mac and Cheese
Baltimore Raisins
Ham Newton
Cleveland Brown Gravy
Eater Griffin
Eater Parker
(P)eater Pan…Cakes
Fatatoullie
Atomic *Nomp*
Has own orbit
Pooper Sayin
Pronouns are OB/CD
Thor the God of Hunger
Chris Poprocks
Marylin MonRolls
Salena Gummiez
Nutter Butterfly
John Cena(bon)
Built like Michelin Man
Spiderman: Far From Healthy
Dwayne the “Chopped Cheese” Johnson
Skydive so I don’t have to go to school tomorrow
Steven ate the Universe
George WashMEALTON
Bro built like Tinker Bell’s cousin, “Taco Bell”
Kung Food Panda
The Ball in Rocket League
Judge Foody
Forever 21 Tons
Pirates of the CARBibeans
Belly Button gets home 15 minutes before she does
Elijah Moore food
Toast Malone
Lamar FATson
(not) Super Cardio Bros.
McDonald Duck
McDonald Trump
If bro was a character in the Titanic, she’d be the Iceberg
Tom Sunk-A-Cruise
John F. Chinity
Lasagnye West
Adolf Bigler
Klash of Clams
Jason Born to Eat
John F. Kidneybeans
Kevin Heart failure
Steven Wonder how many pounds
Alice in Whopperland
Thank you NASA, I’ve never been so close to Jupiter
Cardi oBcd
Harriet Tubbyman
Keanu Cheese
Bro has to drink the Boston harbor if he wants tea
Bro built like Bigweld
So fat that you could sell shade
The UFC puts you in a whole new weight class
Lightning McChicken
Bro was dropped on Nagasaki
Bro has a bounty on all you can eat places
Bro is the average guy in Walle
So fat that she needs two watches for every time zone
When you sit on a walmart, you lower the prices
When she was a spy, her name was double-o-bese
Thanos had to clap to erase bro
Even Dora can’t explore you
Bro can’t even jump to conclusions
When bro goes camping, the bears hide their food
she's so fat, when you step on the weighing machine the doctor said: holy shit that’s my phone number.
she's so fat, Thor’s hammer became the second thing that can’t be lifted.
she's so fat, when you sit on an iphone it becomes ipad.
