I'll give one of mine in the comments

So one time I was on the back of a bus lowk vibing to Eminem and didn’t realise I was rapping along. So by the time I finished this whole crowd had formed on e back and wanted me to do more. So I busted out Godzilla and Rap God and now I literally have a bunch of Stans that follow me around and ask me to rap. I either flip them off immediately or tell them to eff of. A blessing and a curse…

I would follow you except I'm already following you so yeah

I was drinking some water

I got hit by a car while riding my bike to school once.

You wouldn't happened to be named Sariah, would you?

Nah

I broke a PC with my head cuz f**king Quake III didn't work

I had to get medical staples in the back of my head because I f**ked around with the towel hangers in my bathroom and I fell on the concrete floor and got a tiny cut but with lots of blood and I have a bald spot in the back of my head for the rest of my life😳🫪

One time I gave my younger brother staples in the back of his head too because I f**ked around with a Frisbee from atop a 30 foot hill and by some insane coincidence hit him in the worst* possible spot. Easily the worst moment in my life was carrying him to the infirmiry with half of his face drenched in blood not knowing whether he'd survive or not cuz it was my fault. Anyway the doctor said that it was like an inch or two away from hiting a vital nerve so that was fun 😁

Here's one my little brother told me:

One time my little brother saw a vape on the counter. He just thought it was a cool thing adults do. So he got the vape and started vaping, but it was only for one second. Then, he started coughing. He never did it again.

How old was he?

Like 4 years old (when it happened)

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Didn't happen to me but it's a story.

One time I won a youtube giveaway.

So basically there was this channel called TalkBricks, a guy who talked about upcoming lego news, sets, games, ect, and he would always give away a lego set if you commented something and were subscribed. He did this weekly and I always commented. But then, on December 23rd, 2023, I checked his newest video knowing that the chances of me winning were mere. But at the end of the video, he said that I had won the giveaway. It was easily one of the most exciting moments I've ever had and I was jumping up for joy.
And after a couple months of back and forth, I finally got my set. It was 2 small lego sets, I mean he did a giveaway weekly and wasn't that popular but the size didn't really matter (that'swhathesaid). All that mattered were that bragging rights that I won it.
Oh and here's the video if you want to check it out:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SZYz7lZRRI&list=RD5SZYz7lZRRI&start_radio=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1n79ZaGVCU

I used to imagine a man doing a parkour when my family go out with a car

I hate to break it to you but that's something we all did as kids

oh.... then when I was a kid I used to imagine that the world is 1 country and people use private jets to got to work and etc....

I have gotten on top of 2 cars and was too scared to come back down. Needed my parents help.

I pet a Bambi that was in my parents backyard before riding it outside of the fence and pulling up to school with it before the mom came back and licked me. I NEVER FOUND THEM AGAINNNNN