Okay time for my best impression of an American:
LOOK AT MEEEEE I HAVE A SQUEAKY VOICE AND I HAVE NO CULTURE AND MY COUNTRY IS YOUNGER THAN MOST PEOPLES TOILETS AND I SASY THE PLEDGE OF ALLIEGENCE EVERY DAY BECUASE MY COUNTRY'S "PATRIOTISM" IS ACTUALLY JUST A PROMOTION OF THE DEVIL CULT THAT IS THE UNITED STATES!