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Flick7 (you know the drill already)

9,543 views 70 upvotes Made by Meme_Lord2.0 3 weeks ago in fun
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2 ups, 3w
[Mr. Garvey]
All right, listen up y’all. I’m your substitute teacher Mr. Garvey, I taught school for 20 years in the inner city, so don’t even think about messing with me. You all feel me?
Okay, let’s take the roll here. Jakequaline, where’s Jakequaline at? No Jakequaline here? Yeah?

[Jacqueline]
Uh, do you mean, Jacqueline?

[Mr. Garvey]
Okay, so that’s how it’s going to be, you all want to play, okay then; I got my eye on you Jakequaline. Balakay, where is Balakay at? No, Balakay here today? Yes, sir?

[Blake]
My name is Blake.

[Mr. Garvey]
Are you out of your Go***amn mind? Blake? What? Do you want to go to war Balakay?

[Blake]
No.

[Mr. Garvey]
Because we couldn’t go to war?

[Blake]
No.

[Mr. Garvey]
I’m for real, I’m for real, so you better check yourself.
De-nice, is there a De-nice? If one of y’all say some silly ass name, this whole class is going to feel my wrath, now De-nice?

[Denise]
Do you mean Denise?

[Mr. Garvey]
Son of a bitch!
You say your name right, right now?

[Denise]
Denise.

[Mr. Garvey]
Say it right?

[Denise]
Denise.

[Mr. Garvey]
Correctly.

[Denise]
Denise.

[Mr. Garvey]
Right.

[Denise]
Denise.

[Mr. Garvey]
Right.

[Denise]
De-nice?

[Mr. Garvey]
That’s better, thank you.
Now a Ay-Ay-ron, where are you, where is a Ay-Ay-ron right now, no Ay-Ay-ron, huh? Oh, you better be sick, dead or mute, Ay-Ay-ron?

[Aaron]
Here. Oh man.

[Mr. Garvey]
Why didn’t you answer me the first time I said?

[Aaron]
Huh

[Mr. Garvey]
I’m just asking, I said it like four times, so why didn’t you say it the first time I said Ay-Ay-ron?

[Aaron]
Because it’s pronounced Aaron.

[Mr. Garvey]
Son of a bitch, you done messed up Ay-Ay-ron, now take your ass on down to O. Shag Hennessy’s office right now, and tell him exactly what you did.

[Aaron]
Who?

[Mr. Garvey]
O. Shag Hennessy.

[Aaron]
Principle O’Shaughnessy?

[Mr. Garvey]
Get out of my Go***amn classroom before I break my foot up in your ass.
Insubordinate and churlish.
Tim-mothy?

[Timothy]
Pre-sent.

[Mr. Garvey]
Thank you.
2 ups, 3w,
2 replies
Grrah-grrah, baow
Blrrt, baow
Ron Suno, you nillas know the f**kin' vibes
Hey, blrrt, baow
Hol' up

I'm with Flick7 and I ran out of condoms (yeah)
Started f**king him raw, no problem
Please keep a stick 'cause you know that I got one (yeah)
He gave me top just from the bottom
'Cause I got to hit that, split that
He wanna bring Meme_Lord, I said, "I'm with that" (yeah)
It's too many opps, can't miss that
First nilla reach, then I swear he get clipped at (grrah-grrah-grrah)
With the Mike Amiri, I be drippin', steppin' Dior, but I am SO Christian (yah)
1 up, 3w
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1 up, 3w
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0 ups, 3w
Bİ SÜRÜ İNSAN OKULDA Ö**LÜYOR O SIRADA MEB
0 ups, 3w
“How do you say your name?”
Problem solved!
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How the substitute teacher feels after butchering my classmates name so bad that it becomes his nickname for the next 2 weeks: