"hhhrgg *fart* am i retro? am i retro? *fart* ohh ohh this is silly gubby *fart* and... RELEASE THE GUBBIES *fart* oh oh *fart* and i played roblox in 2008 *fart*"
At my summer camp there was this one kid who had an uncle in Japan and said he was sending them "hi-tech Japanese fidget spinners" and we were all so envious. And nobody knew wtf a hi-tech Japanese fidget spinner was supposed to be