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No: I didn't what?
I: I didn't do anything
anything: I already know that
that: who are you?
who: am I what?
what: no, I am what
no: why are you telling me that?
why: no, what said that

Teacher: *dies from confusion*
Confusion:class dissmissed

Class: Thanks, but why did killing the teacher only dismiss me?
The student named "The Teacher": Excuse me, I'm still alive.
Alive: No, you're The Teacher.
Confusion: Oh, come on! Why does someone always have to step in to fill the power vacuum?

power vacuum: im sorry what did you mean by "fill the power vacuum"?

Sorry: No, I'm Sorry, you're Power vacuum. honestly use your brain.
Brain: He doesn't own me!
He: Well no really Sherlock Holmes.

They:What?
What:STOP SAYING MY NAME
My name: Dude chill out
Dude: I am chill
Chill: No I'm chill
I'm:thanks?

no: hi chill chill: hi no hi: why you both say my name? name: you don't own me bro. bro: i know. you: i know. me: i know. know: no im know. no: hi kno- know: SHUT UP. no: ok:( ok: yes?

Yes:shut.
Shut:yes?
Yes:I SAID SHUT
Shut:ok
Ok: I'm confused
Confused: no I'm confused
I'm:what the f**k is going on

no: hi confu- (gets hit by an asteroid)

An asteroid: REEE
REEE:Yes?
Yes:I'm out *walks out of class*
Out:no I'm out
I'm: no your out
Your: no out is out,and no is dead and yes left

really sherlock holmes: why am i no? no: idk buddy. buddy: oh, well im flabbergasted that you don't know me! me: yeah i don't know him. flabbergasted: no im flabbergasted! no: nice to meet you flabbergasted

You: no I’m not flabbergasted he is. He is: yes?
Yes: WHY IS EVERYBODY CALLING MY NAME Everybody: I didn’t call your name? Your name: you didn’t

didn't: who, me? me: yes? didn't: but i didn't call you. you: finally someone who didn't call my name! finally: that's pretty cool im amazed. amazed: no im amazed. no: nice to meet you amazed! nice to: hi you amazed! you amazed: hi nice to!

To: Guys stop not a single soul owns me stop.
Stop: Dude i know.
Dude: Yes you do know me. nice job for thinking correctly.
Correctly: Why would he be thinking of me?
He: I am now becuase you're talking to me.
Me: No, correctly wat talking to you.
You: Definitely was not. I've been sitting in the corner all day.

The Corner:what the f**k is happening
Happening:a human
The Corner: no u not human
No: wdym I am human
Human: no I'm human
I'm: I'm not human, I a potato

A potato: Draw me not into thy mire, thou half-witted knave!
Thou: Thats just rude
Rude: Hey he's not rude i am.
He: Thank you?
Thank you: Yes?
Yes: What?
What: stop saying my name!
My name: They weren't dude
Dude: They *aren't* Dude. Get your grammar right

What: I never said anything
Anything: you just talked right now!
Right now: I didn't talk to him!
Him: he is correct:
Correct: no I'm am correct:

I am correct: no he's lying

Lying: no he's not me:

Me: that is correct:

Correct: NO I AM CORRECT!

I am correct: no he's lying

Lying: no he's not me:

Me: that is correct:

Correct: NO I AM CORRECT!

what

No: Alright I get it!
Alright: Uh, ok?
Ok: yeah what do you want
Yeah: I didn't ask for anything
Anything: Why would you want me?
Why: I'm sorry, what?
I'm sorry: But I didn't say anything
But: Yeah, so?
So: what are you agreeing with me for
What: I'm not agreeing though
Though: what aren't you agreeing for?
What: IM NOT AGREEING FOR ANYTHING
Anything: For me?
For: You?
You: huh?
Huh: Sorry, what?
Sorry: Stop talking
Talking: Why?
Why: CAN YOU STOP
Stop: Can I what?

What: no you cannot f**k me

Me: eww...

Eww: yes?
Yes: you have my attention

My attention: uhh no I'm not a slave
Uhh no: well of course that's illegal

Well of course: nice to meet you there illegal

You: you already met me

wtf is going on

It's literally a play on words

Already: No I did not
No: What did you not do?
You: I wasn't doing anything.
Anything:I did not ask you
You: Of course you did not
Did not: CAN YOU STOP SAYING MY NAME?
My name: No one called me
No one: I never called you
You: Probaly not, that's uncertain
Uncertain:Yes, that's me
Me: No, I'm me.
No: Yes, I knew that
That: I knew what?
What: Wait, who are you?
Wait: I am wait. You're serious right?
What:No, I'm what
Serious: Reminder, I'm serious
Reminder: We knew that
That: No, I don't know you
You: You do know me

Me: What do I know?
What: do you know what?
Do: What?
What: You can stop now
Now: but I didn't do anything
But: I know you didn't do anything
I know: uh no. I didn't.
Uh: OK, you can stop
OK: but I wasn't doing anything
But: I don't care.
I: Yes?
Don't: Yes?
Care: Yes?
Yes: WHAT THE F**K DO YOU WANT
What: I DON'T WANT ANYTHING
Anything: sorry WHAT
What: SHUT UP
Shut up: Yes?
Yes: f**k you (leaves)
You: ew.
Ew: bro stop.
Bro: But I wasn't doing anything
But: CAN YOU STOP
You: >:(
>:(: Why are you copying me?
Why: No I'm not
Not: No, I'M not.
No: We all know that

That:Well, I don't know all of you
You: I don't have clones
Clones:You don't own me
Me: That's slavery
Slavery:Hello!
Hello: Yes?
Yes:F**k you
F**k you: Sorry, I'm late. What do you want?
Late: No, I'M late
No: Knew that
That: WHO ARE YOU? Why does everyone know me.
Everyone: Yes, I know you
Yes: I know you do. The teacher is still dead.
The teacher: No I'm not dead
Dead:I'm dead, ok?
Ok:Yes?
Yes:F*** YOU
You:Eww
Eww:What do you want?
F*** you: Can you STOP CALLING MY NAME FOR 1 MINUTE?
My name:They aren't calling me
Me: Yup, they aren't
Yup:We know that
That: STOP IT! F**K YOU!
F**k you: Yes?
Yes: Shut up.
Shut:What do I go up?
I: Nothing. I don't want to.
Jeff : Am I the only normal one?
The only normal one: No, I'm the only normal one.
One: I'm not normal I guess

normal: right, that is because I am normal
right: thanks for sharing!
sharing: what did I do?
I: I didn't do anything!
anything: I sure hope you didn't do me!
you: why are you bringing me into this?
-me: Woah!! | this: Woah!!
--woah: what! what is it! why are you calling me?
---what: did you say my name?
---it: I am a word
---why: no I am not calling them
---me: no he is not calling me
-why: I would never!
--i: yeah, I would not!
---yeah: thanks for telling me!

Me: Telling what?
Telling: Uh I didn't say anything...
Anything: I know that
That: You know what?
What: Of course he knows me!
He: No I don't
Don't: No, I'M don't
No: We ALL know that
That: YOU DON'T KNOW ME
Me: Yes I do!
Yes: AYO WHAT THE F**K?
Ayo: What?
What: Yes?
Yes: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
What: I don't want anything!
Anything: Hold up. Wait a minute!
Up: NO DON'T HOLD ME

Me:Please don't
Please:Don't what?
Don't:What do you mean
You:I don't mean anything
Anything: So what do you mean
So: What are you talking about
About:I'm not talking
Talking:Yes, I'm TALKING
Yes: I knew that so what the f**k do you want from me
Talking:Nothing
Nothing: Yes?
Yes: STOP SAYING MY NAME
My name: Nope, they aren't
Nope: I know that
That: I don't know you
You:You do know me
Me:But That never knew me
But:I knew
Knew: You're not me
Me: Affirmative
Affirmative:No, I don't want you to say my name
My name:They didn't
They:Yes, I didn't
Yes: SHUT THE F**K UP!
Up:Ok
Ok:I want to hang out today
Out: WHAT? NO! PLEASE DON'T!

Don't: what does he need?
He: I don't need anything.
Anything: That's rude.
Rude: no, he's he, I'm rude!
No: why do you people need to be so confusing

Confusing:No, I'm the only one confusing
No: I knew that
That:Stop saying my name!
My name:You're serious right?
That:No, I'm not
Serious:I am
No:I know everything you just said
Everything:You do
You:You do
Just:You do
Said: And yes, you do
Yes:F**k you!
F**k you:Did you call me?
Me:I didn't get called by anyone
Anyone:Exactly
Exactly:What do you want, and why did you call me
You:I didn't call me
Me: I didn't get any calls from you
You: So what?
So:What are you asking
Asking:I'm asking