Reasons I should be mod (this is obviously joke lol)
1. I’m in crippling debt
2. I will ping @everyone every hour
3. I will ban people I don’t like
4. I will tell everyone that they stink of pee pee poo poo
5. I will watch anime 12 hours a day
6. I was responsible for raiding countless different servers in the past
7. I will enforce good rules (rule number one million: do not breathe or else you get banned)
8. I will ruin this server
9. Did I mention that I’ll ban everyone for no reason
10. I eat Uranium-235 for breakfast
11. I weigh an absolutely universe destroying amount of tons
12. I’m a failure
13. I’ll never spend time on this server
14. I will rapidly approach your location the second you criticize me
15. I have never heard of something called “rules”
Okay that’s all now give me mod or di-
(Please don’t take all this seriously it’s js a joke here take a link to og vid https://youtu.be/YmkdYXS-ZfI?si=TaYh7LwL97aiADFp )