LETZ GOOOOOOOOO

Scotland sounds like an interesting place to visit

Depends where you visit.

I recommended the west coast and Oban

man.

what about england

Who cares?

Cmon I’m Scottish too

I doubt that.

I actually am being dead serious here

Where abouts?

I was born in Stirling in 2007

I moved to Pitlochry and stayed there for 6 months as a 1 year old

When I was 3, me then moved to scone, jus t a couple miles away from Perth

When I was 4 we moved back to Pitlochry again because my dad got a job as a gamekeeper there

I then moved to Forfar for nearly the rest of my life because my parent split up with each other. My gran has lived in Kirriemuir, more specifically Pearsie estate. She and my grandad came from Dundee.

I then moved to Oban at 12 years old with my dad and stepmum and little sister.

Apart from that, I don’t know what further proof is required

So you live way up north.

Pretty much. More specifically I live on the isle of Luing on the west coast of scotland

Well I hope you're enjoying life. Respect from Glasgow.

It’s ok even if I’m 17 miles away from civilisation

Respect from luing

It must be quite cozy living on one of the islands. Argyll & Bute is beautiful in general but living there sounds peaceful.

Do you get loads of midges there?

The speed I have to run at to escape the midges

Seriously though we do get quite a lot in the summer

I was actually born in a maternity ward in Argyll and Bute county so I'm technically a highlander even though I've live my entire life in the lowlands.

Where was the ward?

Oof, sorry to hear that mate. Anytime I walk 5 minutes outside Helensburugh I get eaten alive by midges. I'm glad I live in Glasgow.

It’s hell if you get bitten constantly for five hours

Just thinking about the highland midges makes my skin itch.

You must have big nets all over the house.

Jesus Christ man, that hands covered in midges

We don’t have nets, we keep our windows closed for one of those reasons