Minions hypnotizing guards

I hate you and all you stand for. First, I’ve always hated labubus. They’re so ugly I would rip one’s head off if I would ever see it in person. Second. You are immature, gross, and if you don’t undo that, I will personally strangle you while looking into your eyes.

I swag you and all you swag for. First I've always swagged swagbubus. They're so swaggy I would swag one's head off if I would ever swag it in person. Second. You swagmature, swag, and if you don't undo that, I will personally swaggle you while swagging you in your eyes.