No shiy Sherlock Is based on a true story. In 1652 a man named Sherlock ate 28 bean burritos within 20 minutes. "Great moogly doogly my stomach is quite rambunctious this evening!" He said decently. "One must simply not allow their innards to suffer in this manner yes!" He rumbled, clinching his cheeks and running to the nearest toilet. Upon reaching the public bathroom, all the stalls were taken. He began throwing everything he had at the doors hoping somebody would come out! Hands, fists, ass, shoes, feet, anything! He began running in circles as his bladder began to bulge from all the burritos. "Shall open the door!" He yelled "I simply cannot tolerate this never ending jumble of rumbles!" As a man opened the door, Sherlock was filled with joy and relief. He ran to the door, but bumped the guy coming out. This guy just went through a divorce and was diagnosed with testicular semen cancer. Enraged he grabbed Sherlock and through against the wall, yanking him out the stall. This sent his shit back up bladder, making It impossible for Sherlock to ever shit again.
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