my hamster ran so fast in his hamster ball that the fiction from my carpet caused the ball to heat up to 3 quindecillion degrees therefore causing the hamster to explode
my hamster turned into a supermassive black hole after literally eating 20% of the whole galaxy and absorb8ng it all into gust mass without expanding and turned into a black hole and it was so compressed it f**king exploded in a antimatter thing that reshaped whole galaxy’s BEAT THAT!
my hamster ATE a super massive black hole and imploded on itself, thus going into a subatomic state and altering the very physics of reality, causing the heat death of the universe and killing the hamster *mic drop* BEAT THAT
my hamster impodled on the whole universe and cloned 32 of it and so all the hamsters exploded form eating the universe but they turned into a muitlverse for a second then deformed space time so much it broke and nothing was left BEAT THAT (hint there is no possible way)
My hamster decided to try skydiving in another galaxy that has the opposite of our gravity therefore causing him to fly out into space hit the other plants and then fly into the core of that galaxies sun and caused a supernova that caused the multiverse to collapse. BEAT. THAT.
oh yeah? MY HAMSTER is on his way to mars (or he would be if he wasn't dead) after he stole the us governments secret project that was inter-planet missiles to destroy the martians! BEAT THAT!
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