My rather lacking skillset,,,
And I'm neurotic, so if I start trying to learn, I'll be up all night trying to figure out how, yelling at myself and my tablet for screwing up, that whole bit. Then once I start getting places, it'll be even more hours churning them out like it was a newfound toy. And most will be pretty crappy, and nobody will look at them, and that'll be hours per image down the drain for something I figure I'll use one day but will never get around to it,,,