Side effects may include loss of hair, weight, smell, taste, balance, vision, hearing, and memory. Other side effects may include sweating, nasal congestion, runny nose, back pains, front pains, side pains, upside-down pains, muscle aches, abdominal cramps, weight gain, rash, coughing, shortness of breath, bloating, seizures, stroke, dizziness, fatigue, nausea, headaches, migraines, fever, vomiting, internal bleeding, external bleeding, eternal bleeding, diarrhea, constipation, indigestion, palpitations, dehydration, hallucinations, coma, cancer, muscle atrophy, organ failure, brain damage, death, and spontaneous combustion. Do not take if you are pregnant, breathe air, are prone to dying, or have consumed food or drink in the last 3 weeks.
